My husband and I have some pretty weird conversations. Here’s some telephone dialogue; it might make you wonder about us.

Husband: Do you remember when we watched The Three Stooges and they ordered food.

Me: No, I don’t remember.

Husband: Two of them ordered good food but Curly ordered a rotten egg and other inedible stuff.

Me: Why?

Husband: He said he had a tape worm and didn’t want to feed it good. Isn’t it funny how we remember things from The Three Stooges?

Me: You remember things from The Three Stooges.

Husband: Too bad they didn’t teach math.