Text from mom: I had the strangest dream about you. You got involved with an unsavory character and when we warned you about him you said you’d go undercover to learn more about him. Then you showed me a book you’d bought on how to be an undercover maid.
Text from daughter: That’s weird. Are you reading those Lily Bard books?
Text from mom: Not yet.
Text from daughter: I just wondered if they influenced your dream. I don’t want to be a maid and undercover work makes me nervous!
Text from mom: We were really worried about you.
Text from daughter: Nothing to worry about on this end.
Text from mom: Are you feeling okay?
Text from daughter: Why did you ask if I’m feeling ok? I’m actually not. Coffee withdrawal because I’m doing the Daniel Fast.
Text from mom: Your texting voice didn’t sound good.
Text from daughter: A mother’s intuition.